Becky says things about … an American road trip – Part 2: Savannah, Georgia

Happily, the 230 mile journey from Daytona Beach to Savannah can be considered a success, because I only ended up on the wrong side of the road once, and nobody died.

Around 2pm, we crested a wave on the freewayhighway and sank into the plush green garden of Savannah.

Savannah is a small city near the east coast of Georgia, across the Savannah River from South Carolina. At its centre is a lush green canopy of live oak trees which hides a serene underworld of dolls’ houses and secrets. The grid of streets is puckered with 22 grassy squares, gently breathing under the tangle of branches. The pavements are tickled by the braids of Spanish moss that trail from the trees.

It was immediately the most beautiful place I had ever been in my life.

Our Airbnb was a wooden Victorian treasure trove just off Forsythe Park, complete with an actual porch and an actual wooden swing seat suspended from the porch ceiling. This caused perhaps over-zealous excitement.


After a lazy stroll through the squares, gulping in the green-sweet air, we emerged on the cobbled riverfront where an old steamboat hissed at the bank. There, we experienced a clear sign from God: it began to drizzle just as we spotted a chalkboard offering $5 margaritas. So we ‘popped in’ to a restaurant bar called The Shrimp Factory.

Four hours later, we popped out again.

Allow me to introduce you to our new Shrimp Factory friends (who will assume the names we prescribed them the following morning when our memory of exact details was quite sketchy):

Boston Sue and Donald Sutherland, a middle-aged couple from Boston. Sue’s initial reserved seriousness was magically transformed by the shots I was palming off on her, and suddenly she was whooping and hollering and trying to set Sarah up with the bartender; Pissed Ruth, a 45-ish woman travelling alone from New York, who sank margaritas and told us she’d had a terrible day, and who ended up getting absolutely smashed and hanging off our shoulders telling us we ‘motherfucking ruled’ for doing our road trip; and finally Mr and Mrs Jim, a charming couple from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. (We did know Jim’s wife’s Christian name at some point during the evening, but it is forever lost to Drunk Lost Property.) Married 45 years; ‘he still makes me laugh, and I still make him cry’. Jim happily supped beer and looked on while Mrs Jim downed cocktails at superhuman speed and clamoured over us, wanting to know our life stories.

By 7pm, we were all best friends and they all watched eagerly as the bartender gave Sarah and I two shots of Moonshine. This Moonshine was 100% proof. This could have set a dangerous precedent for when we returned to the UK.

When deep in such boozy conviviality, it is astounding how many topics you can cover. In this case: Trump (“the most retarded president we’ve ever had” according to wise old Boston Sue); the Catholic Church; youth vs age; the moral debate about legalising cannabis; the US penitentiary system, and death. All light, fluffy stuff.

By 9pm, we were all steaming drunk: Boston Sue and Pissed Ruth were dancing, Mr Jim and Donald Sutherland were swayingly discussing golf, and Mrs Jim was tearily confiding in Sarah about their gay son and about how Mr Jim was absolutely            fine          with it.

By 9.30pm we were back at our lovely Airbnb and I fell up the porch steps.

Despite a hangover the next day that was in the ‘top three worst of my life’, Sarah gallantly made it through a trolley bus tour of the city, and survived a surprisingly chirpy me dragging her round the muggy squares while I took millions of photos of millions of trees from millions of different angles.

At 4pm, an ice cream still hadn’t sorted her out, so the only thing for it was to have a drink.

It didn’t go down well.

We had an early night.

Fact: if you google ‘Savannah, Georgia’ the following picture will appear:

It’s not a mythical land, it’s not a scene from a Disney film, it is the Wormsloe Plantation, and I took the above photo the following morning whilst hanging out of the car window as we trundled slowly beneath the silent mesh of trees. Not bad for a woman in charge of a moving vehicle, eh?

We had a sweaty walk through what was essentially a tropical rainforest that screeched with peculiar insects, including forest crabs that scuttled willy-nilly across our path. This was unsettling, but I suppose it was preferable to the plethora of entirely possible alternatives.

The plantation ruins were a little underwhelming. I mean, they were only from the 1700s, and when we Brits have got castles and churches that date back to 120AD, it takes quite a lot to astonish us.

On our way back to the city, we broke a world record: the Longest Time Two Humans have Spent Trying to Fill Up a Car at a Gas Station.

28 minutes to be precise.

In our humble land, we fill up our vehicle with petrol, and we then pay for the precise amount of petrol we have used.

America likes to turn this simple process into a perverted game, whereby you have to guess how much petrol your car needs and guess how much it is going to cost. Before you so much as lift the pump from its clasp.

To make things even more fun, the little screen at the pump inexplicably needed to know our postcode, presumably so it could send us a Christmas card, and after the 17th time of being asked for this information and there was still no sign of petrol appearing from the pump, we were becoming desperate.

After what felt like three days of hopeless fannying around, an assistant finally coaxed Sarah inside, where Sarah guessed how much it would cost to fill up our little Hyundi with three quarters of a tank. Sarah’s guess was $60 off the mark.

Whilst we were delighted that it had only cost $20 to fill up the car, it meant another embarrassed trip to the assistant to get $60 put back on Sarah’s card.

Dear America:

After a fat Ruben sandwich at Clary’s Diner, and a cultured tour round the beautiful Mercer-Williams House, the muggy heat of the day got to us, so we sought refreshment in Pinkie Master’s.

Pinkie Master’s had been suggested by our Airbnb host in response to my question ‘where do the locals drink in Savannah?’, and it very quickly became the second most beautiful thing I had seen next to Savannah itself.

At 4pm on a Monday afternoon, it was just us, the bartender and the locals, and as we sipped jars of tequila and grapefruit slushies (which are gifts from the Heavens), we sank deeper into the wonderfully eccentric world of a local dive bar in an eccentric city.

As one local left, another took their place. We met Big George and Tiny George, Gregory ‘The Legend’, Irish Ian, and when the door opened and a big guy walked in to greetings of ‘Hey, Coach!’, I lost my shit.

We were told about the guy who used to come in to the bar with a tortoise on a lead (‘Fuck that tortoise’, grumbled the barman); we discovered that it was here that Jimmy Carter first announced he would run for President (apparently); we watched a good-natured argument across the bar between two locals, which ended with one happily saying to the other ‘I wish you were dead’.

When Carol and Ian from Bradford – yes, Bradford, England – came in, and we learnt that they had fallen in love with Savannah ten years ago and had actually moved here when they retired, I may have reacted strangely.

As the day darkened outside, and as the neon signs around the bar glowed ever brighter, I decided I wanted to move to this peculiar, beautiful town, and hole myself up in this dim neon-glowing room and become an eccentric local, and drink tequila and grapefruit slushies. Forever.


Unfortunately, we had to drive to Tennessee the next day, so we dragged ourself off the bar stools, bid farewell to our 5-hour friends, stumbled home and assassinated a pizza.

Conclusion: If you go anywhere in the States, go to Savannah. It is impossible not to fall in love. And I don’t just mean with tequila and grapefruit slushies.

UP NEXT: Mountains, Dolly Parton and bears in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. 

23 thoughts on “Becky says things about … an American road trip – Part 2: Savannah, Georgia

  1. I live in central south Georgia. It’s about a 2.5-3hr drive to Savannah. I.LOVE.SAVANNAH! It’s one of my favorite places. And it is exactly how it’s portrayed in films.

    Gatlinburg is a bit overrated IMHO. It’s very touristy. If you get outside of Gatlinburg, though…breathtakingly beautiful. Have fun on the rest of your trip.

    Oh, and the thing with the gas pumps. Pain in the butt. The garages have had so many people fill up and drive away that now they require payment in advance. The postcode thingy is to verify that it’s you who has the card. Although if someone had your card who knew your postcode that wouldn’t be very helpful.

    1. I am so jealous of you living so close! And it is exactly how it’s portrayed in films. We did actually steep ourselves in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and spoke to loads of people about it, but itwould have made the blog post soooo long to go into all that!
      I suppose the gas pump thing does make sense, but WHAT a palaver!!
      Gatlinburg was very touristy, but we did have a lot of fun, and the surrounding area is stunning.
      I’ll definitely be heading back to the South at some point!
      Thank you for reading! 🙂

  2. I second your thoughts on Savannah Becky, it really is a place of such tranquil beauty. Kelly and I also visited the plantation “ruins” lol! and a few film locations of the Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil film. Can’t wait to hear your thoughts on the rest of your road trip as we’ve visited them all too, except Gatlinburg.

    1. We visited pretty much all the ‘Midnight’ locations – we even saw Jerry the Hairdresser on a park bench and got chatting to him! I wanted to say stuff about ‘the book’ in my post but it would’ve made it way too long! I would literally move to Savannah tomorrow if I could. Definitely a retirement option! 🙂
      Thanks for reading Anthony, I hope you’re well – and look out for the next instalments!

  3. totally loving this trip… Savannah has always been on my bucket list – your description just moved it up! I HATE HATE the American thing with gas!! I’m Canadian – we do it normally like you do in England. This guessing business and then back and forth, back and forth – AHHHH.

    1. Yes, GO to Savannah! I promise you won’t be disappointed! It’s impossible not to love it. And you HAVE to go to Pinkie Master’s when you’re there – there’s no better way to spend a Monday afternoon!
      I went to Vancouver a few years ago and was bracing myself for the whole gas palaver – and was so RELIEVED when it was a normal, simple process!! Clearly the Canadians are a step ahead there! I suppose when you know your car, it’s reasonably easy to GUESS how much gas you’ll need, but when you’re a poor confused tourist in an unknown car in an unknown country? NO CHANCE.
      Thank you for reading! 🙂

  4. The road trip sounds amazing.
    As for the gas thing, I understand it, but don’t understand it. Luckily the few times I have been south of the border, that was not necessary.

  5. I never made it to Savannah. I did make it to NOLA though so I await that story with giddy excitement (basically to find out if you partied harder than i did)

  6. We are about 3 hours from Savannah and have enjoyed every visit there. One correction to your post, Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina not North Carolina, but given the circumstances of your interaction with Mr. and Mrs. Jim, I forgive you.

    1. Oh no, what a crass mistake! But thank you for being so understanding over the circumstances 🙂
      I’m very jealous of you being so close to Savannah. We loved Georgia in general, it’s a beautiful state.
      I will now correct my crass geographical mistake forthwith!
      Thank you for reading! 🙂

  7. Sounds like a fun and interesting visit. Love the photo of the road and trees with the moss hanging down. Yes, our historic buildings are so very much younger than those in the UK and Europe. We’re a young country. Growing up on the US east coast, I knew a few people whose homes were built in the 1700’s or 1800’s, and found it weird when I moved to the west coast to have “historic” buildings here being from the late 1800’s and early 1900’s. Sorry to hear you had so much trouble buying gas. Around here, all the pumps have it set up so you can swipe your credit or debit card, pick which grade of gas, pump, and grab a receipt. Yes, the post code is a security thing because of credit card theft. Looking forward to reading your adventure in TN!

  8. That slushie looks amazing. Any idea what was in it besides grapefruit and tequila? I I suppose. Was it very sweet? Would love to try to recreate. And about the gas station – couldn’t you also just use a credit card in the machine and fill from there? Maybe it’s a Georgia thing. But another great stop. Was it your favorite?

    1. The slushie was the best thing i’ve ever drunk. And I’ms sorry, I have no idea what else was in it. The bartender did tell us, but we were WAY too excited about chatting to the locals and slurping our slushie to pay much attention.
      Savannah was indeed my favourite stop, without a doubt. Such an amazing place. The people were so friendly, the atmosphere was amazing, the food, the booze, the architecture.. everything was incredible. When I will the lottery I will be buying a townhouse there and I can drink grapefruit and tequila slushies all day!

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