Becky says things about … saying hello

So. Having had the tremendous good fortune of being Freshly Pressed in the last few days with my confessions at how rubbish I am at exercise, I seem to have gained quite a few more listeners who are willing to hear the things that I say. Therefore, I just wanted to –

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Stickman, you know full well that that is NOT what being Freshly Pressed entails. I am trying to make a serious and heartfelt gesture to my new listeners, and that’s very difficult to achieve when you insist on mucking about. Will you please just be sensible.

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And less of the attitude.

Sorry about that, dear Listeners.

What I was going to say before we were interrupted by a stick with an attitude problem, was a big friendly

“HELLO”

and

“HI THERE”

and

“GOODNESS ME, YOU LOOK LOVELY, AND YOUR SKIN IS REALLY GLOWING, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING MORE OILY FISH RECENTLY?”

and other such salutations to my lovely new listeners.

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And this is my pal Stickman, who hangs around and helps me say things. He’s a great guy, on the whole, but can sometimes be, to put it bluntly, an emotional, mental and physical carcrash, so watch out for him.

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You can refute all you like, mate, it’s the ruddy truth. You’re mental.

Anyway, that’s what I wanted to say: HELLO TO ALL MY LOVELY NEW LISTENERS (and obviously a high-five to all my existing listeners – you’re great, you guys). I look forward to saying things to you and to checking out your own fabulous blogs when I get back from a holiday to Greece in a couple of weeks. If you fancy joining me, I’ll be in Greece. I’ll be the English girl with the crimson face and the one strip of sunburn on her left shoulder (classic English holiday look).

Until next time, it’s cheerio from me!

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Oh for God’s sake. Those things will stunt your growth you know. You could’ve been a massive oak tree standing proudly in a park by now if you’d never smoked. Instead you’re just a stick doing stuff on a blog. Life choices, Stickman. Life choices.

Becky says things about … only another ruddy award

Well, strike me down and call me Meredith. (I probably won’t answer if you do though, because it’s simply not my name.)

The astoundingly splendid Gnostic Bent has only bloody given me the So Sweet Blog Award!

 

Oh bless him, look how chuffed Stick Man is.

I’m ruddy chuffed as well, because it means that people not only listen to me say things, but they actually think the stuff I say is kind of phenomenal – I think that’s the word we’ll go for here.

So, thank you to the incredibly excellent Gnostic Bent and thank you to everyone who takes the time out of their busy days and to come and have a listen to me say things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh bloody hell Stick Man, calm down. Jeez.

Anyway, I shall now spread the award love to these superb and excellent bloggers, whose words make me laugh, cry, and sometimes dribble coffee down myself. Check out the might and majesty of these dudes:

Wonderwimp – if you ever feel sad or lonely, just pop over to Wonderwimp.

Dreamshadow59 – this girl cracks me up.

The irrepressible and prolific Evolution of Insanity – there’s some cool stuff going on here.

Think you know everything about funny names? Well you don’t. But the guys at the Blog of Funny Names most definitely do.

For some peace and tranquility in your life, look no further than This is Ferg‘s amazing photography.

Don’t quote me, but I think Don’t Quote Lily is very quotable.

If it wasn’t weird and if she said yes, I’d marry Speaker 7.

Hungry? Fancy some food porn with some witticisms thrown in? The Unorthodox Epicure will sort you right out.

Only been following her a week or so, but The Very Single Girl makes me snort laugh.

Do you fear Weebles? Well you won’t after checking out Fear No Weebles’ brilliant words.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh that’s nice, Stick Man has composed himself enough to wave a celebratory yellow flag for all the winners! That was a lovely gesture, Stick Man, I’m sure they really appreciate it.

So thank you very, very much from me and my little team of stick men, for continuing to listen to me say things – we all appreciate it ever such a lot.